Misremember

From the M to the I to the S to the R,
To the E to the M to the E to the M,
To the B to the E to the R,
It's what the Rocket does,

He misremembers this - he misremembers that,
I bet he forgets trying to hit Piazza with his bat,
He misremembers good - he misremembers well,
Just how long he'll misremember only time will tell,

He misremembers slow - he misremembers fast,
He can't recall a giant needle sticking in his ass,
He'd misremember you - he'll misremember me,
Give him time - he won't remember Brian McNamee,

He needs some Ginseng and some Ginkgo Biloba,
If only he took crazy supplements,
His body is a temple people make over,
And misremembering's his only defense,

From the M to the I to the S to the R,
To the E to the M to the E to the M,
To the B to the E to the R,
It's what the Rocket does,

He misremembers real - he misremembers fake,
I'm sure he didn't know his wife was taking HGH,
He misremembers for cash - he misremembers for free,
He even misremembers when he's facing perjury,

He misremembers browns - he misremembers blondes,
He holds on to all the details worse than Barry Bonds,
He misremembers friends - he misremembers foes,
His frontal lobe is working a lot like Pete Rose,

He needs some Ginseng and some Ginkgo Biloba,
If only he took crazy supplements,
His body is a temple people make over,
And misremembering's his only defense,

From the M to the I to the S to the R,
To the E to the M to the E to the M,
To the B to the E to the R,
It's what the Rocket does ...

Roger "The Rocket" Clemens

You know Barry, Canseco, and John Rocker the bruiser,
Dykstra, Palmiero, and Giambi the juicer,
But who could have guessed,
The one who deceived us the best,

Roger "The Rocket" Clemens,
Had a very long career,
Thanks to a workout program,
That a Navy seal would fear,

All of the fans and players,
Used to watch him fire the ball,
Wondering how this old man,
Still could even pitch at all,

Then one cold December day,
George Mitchell came to say,
Roger now the gig is up,
I need your pee right in this cup,

Then all the fans and players,
Said together now we see,
Steroids are how "The Rocket",
Will go down in history ...