Ballad Of The Bengals

Deep in a darkened corner of a Paul Brown locker room,
Bill Cowher turned to Dick Lebeau and asked what can we do,
I fear this team is loaded and too good for us this time,
We've got to find a volunteer to take out number 9,
Then Kimo the old heffer stood and said, I've got a plan,
I might be slow and not so good but I'll do what I can,
The next thing we remember was his slow pathetic crawl,
A good 2 seconds after Carson Palmer threw that ball,

We say Who Dey, They say We Dey, We say no way, not again,
Cause a new day is upon us, Cincinnati's gonna win,
This year they'll be sitting in the cold Steel City snow,
Watching Bengals in the desert playing in the Super Bowl,

I can't wait to see the frightened look in Big Ben's eyes,
When Peko orders up a Roethlisberger with some fries,
He'll turn in vain looking for the Bus to bail him out,
Then Justin Smith will show him what true pain is all about,
Landon Johnson, Jumpy Geathers, and John Thornton will attack,
With Deltha, J-Jo, Dexter, and Madeiu at their back,
When he goes across the middle, one big hit will erase,
That annoying smile right off of Hines Ward's face,

Steelers cannot dance, so Chad will show them how,
While TJ shines his shoes with their not so Terrible Towel,
As Casey Hampton staggers off after he's been wrecked,
By Bobbie, Willie, Whitworth, Levi, and Ghiaciuc,
Run Rudi in the red zone cause he'll always punch it through,
And plus we get to see him flatten Polamalu too,
We'll rock the Jungle crazy like we never have before,
When Carson Palmer throws another perfect touchdown score ...