Number 2

I leave the court fuming because Federer's not human,
He's a robot manufactured by the Swiss,
He's a villian like Darth Vader, he's a tennis terminator,
Who has never seen a shot that he could miss,
My serves are usually special against players with blood vessels,
But Roger seems to handle them OK,
He's a robot with no meekness, he's a player with no weakness,
Except when he goes against Nadal on clay,

I was born in the wrong generation,
I'm better than John McEnroe by far,
I could have been the number one sensation,
If not for Roger Federer, they'd say Andy Roddick is the star,

I leave the course a loser feeling like I've boxed a bruiser,
After playing 18 holes with Tiger Woods,
Fans criticize my fitness, how I wish I had a witness,
To tell them that I've worked out all I could,
I know bagels lead to bogeys but I love those Philly hoagies,
While Tiger lives on fruit and protein bars,
He's exercised his shoulders 'til they look like freaking boulders,
He's shooting birdies while I'm shooting pars,

I was born in the wrong generation,
I'm better than Jack Nicklaus by far,
I could have been the number one sensation,
If not for Tiger Woods, they'd say Phil Mickelson's the star,

We were born in the wrong generation,
But what's a couple guys like us to do,
We could have have been number one sensations,
But I guess we're going to have to learn to live with being number 2,
Life is really not so bad being number 2 ...