New York Giants Victory Song

Eli led the Giants to their greatest victory,
With Peyton cheering on every play,
Another Super Bowl, another Manning MVP,
Cooper's turn can't be too far away,

Bill Belichick's premature escape from the field,
Reminded me of Minnesota Moss,
His character's revealed and their legacy is sealed,
Just another team that ended with a loss,

Cause the New York Giants are the champions of the world,
Thanks to plays like the catches by Tyree,
Maybe Belichick escaped cause he had to go and hurl,
As the Giants won title number 3,

Eli finished off with a legendary throw,
To win it on the Giants final drive,
Much to his surprise he found an open Plaxico,
Who had broken his defender with a jive,

So the 72 Dolphins can open their champagne,
That spent the season chilling on some ice,
It's sweeter to the taste cause their undefeated reign,
Will continue in Miami ain't it nice,

Cause the New York Giants are the champions of the world,
Thanks to plays like the catches by Tyree,
Maybe Belichick escaped cause he had to go and hurl,
As the Giants won title number 3,

Strahan, Tuck, and Umenyiora led the Giants on attack,
With Mitchell, Pierce, and Butler playing well,
They made certain that Tom Brady spent more time on his back,
Than he does on a night with Gisele,

Now as the Patriots console all their fading superstars,
They can always reminisce what could have been,
While New York will celebrate smoking victory cigars,
And welcome home their champion G-men,

Cause the New York Giants are the champions of the world,
Thanks to plays like the catches by Tyree,
Maybe Belichick escaped cause he had to go and hurl,
As the Giants won title number 3 ...

Jerry, George, and Kramer Against Woody, Cliff, and Norm

The Yankees got the best of the Babe Ruth trade,
And it lasted for 86 years,
But the Red Sox finally have repaid,
New York for some of those tears,

But the famous curse caused lots of hurt,
Cause all I used to hear,
Was the fans lament Bucky freaking Dent,
As they guzzled their Sam Adams beer,

It's a rivalry that runs deeper than a simple sports debate,
It's only a distance of 200 miles that seperates the hate,
It's several generations that kept it true to form,
It pits Jerry, George, and Kramer against Woody, Cliff, and Norm,

The Celtics tradition and history,
Is a source of Bostonian pride,
While the Big Apple brings up Bill Buckner,
As a way to hurt Boston inside,

It can make a young man older,
And it can make an old man young,
Like it made a young Pedro lay out old Don Zimmer,
Thinking the old man had swung,

It's a rivalry that runs deeper than a simple sports debate,
It's only a distance of 200 miles that seperates the hate,
It's several generations that kept it true to form,
It pits Jerry, George, and Kramer against Woody, Cliff, and Norm,

The Patriots road to perfection,
Started by beating the Jets,
While the Manhattan papers referred to,
A camera New York won't forget,

As New England continued their winning,
Beantown became more defiant,
And in a poetic twist that fate couldn't resist,
They ended up playing the Giants,

It's a rivalry that runs deeper than a simple sports debate,
It's only a distance of 200 miles that seperates the hate,
It's several generations that kept it true to form,
It pits Jerry, George, and Kramer against Woody, Cliff, and Norm ...

Eli, Put On Your Superman Cape

The Patriots remind me of my favorite cartoon,
That I used to watch when I was young,
There was a group of villains called the Legion of Doom,
When I saw them in New England I was stunned,

Bill Belichick's Lex Luthor with his evil genius plan,
Tom Brady is Bizarro, he's the coach's right hand man,
Who's protected by Gorillas trying to keep him from a loss,
While he fires another laser to the Riddler Randy Moss,

Eli put on your Superman cape,
Fly out to Arizona on a plane,
Don't let New England's bad guys escape,
The desert with a title and another claim to fame,
Avoid Lex Luthor's camera kryptonite,
Turn the aging lion Seau to a kitty,
Take your Giant men of steel out into the fight,
And show the men of stealing signals that the trophy belongs in Gotham City,

Tell Osi Umenyiora to start up the BatMobile,
Tell Strahan that it's time to get in,
Meet the team in Arizona in the Patriots backfield,
Show the world that the good guys still can win,

Eli's life won't be the same when the Giants win this game,
He might even tell Tom Brady that Gisele's his Lois Lane,
Now the world is going to say that his chance is less than zero,
But when New York wins the Super Bowl, he'll be a cartoon hero,

Eli put on your Superman cape,
Fly out to Arizona on a plane,
Don't let New England's bad guys escape,
The desert with a title and another claim to fame,
Avoid Lex Luthor's camera kryptonite,
Turn the aging lion Seau to a kitty,
Take your Giant men of steel out into the fight,
And show the men of stealing signals that the trophy belongs in Gotham City,
Yes, justice will be done cause the trophy's coming home to Gotham City ...