The Evidence Is On Fire

Hey there Bill, how'd you stop the Rams,
I'm sure it helped when you examined all your videos,
But the evidence is on fire,

Hey there Tom, don't be such a jerk,
Did you really think it was your hard work that turned you to a star,
No the evidence is on fire,

Hey there Roger, don't you tell a lie,
You destroyed the tapes and then denied the truth,
Now tell us why the evidence is on fire,

You took a useless draft pick and you acted like you cared,
You took a little money from a lot of millionaires,
You said it wasn't serious and said that it was through,
But whatever made you think that they told you all they knew,

Hey there Bob, do you really care,
If your Patriots beat the Eagles fair, I know,
Probably not, that's why the evidence is on fire,

Hey there Matt, on the 18th hole,
Won't you speak the truth about what you know that could,
Tell what's inside the evidence that's on fire,

Hey there Arlen Specter please,
Use your power to make these facts be brought to light,
Cause the evidence is on fire,

Roger took a useless draft pick and he acted like he cared,
He took a little money from a lot of millionaires,
Roger said it wasn't serious and said that it was through,
But whatever made him think that they told you him they knew,

Hey there Roger, don't you tell a lie,
You destroyed the tapes and then denied the truth,
Now tell us why the evidence is on fire ...

Jerry, George, and Kramer Against Woody, Cliff, and Norm

The Yankees got the best of the Babe Ruth trade,
And it lasted for 86 years,
But the Red Sox finally have repaid,
New York for some of those tears,

But the famous curse caused lots of hurt,
Cause all I used to hear,
Was the fans lament Bucky freaking Dent,
As they guzzled their Sam Adams beer,

It's a rivalry that runs deeper than a simple sports debate,
It's only a distance of 200 miles that seperates the hate,
It's several generations that kept it true to form,
It pits Jerry, George, and Kramer against Woody, Cliff, and Norm,

The Celtics tradition and history,
Is a source of Bostonian pride,
While the Big Apple brings up Bill Buckner,
As a way to hurt Boston inside,

It can make a young man older,
And it can make an old man young,
Like it made a young Pedro lay out old Don Zimmer,
Thinking the old man had swung,

It's a rivalry that runs deeper than a simple sports debate,
It's only a distance of 200 miles that seperates the hate,
It's several generations that kept it true to form,
It pits Jerry, George, and Kramer against Woody, Cliff, and Norm,

The Patriots road to perfection,
Started by beating the Jets,
While the Manhattan papers referred to,
A camera New York won't forget,

As New England continued their winning,
Beantown became more defiant,
And in a poetic twist that fate couldn't resist,
They ended up playing the Giants,

It's a rivalry that runs deeper than a simple sports debate,
It's only a distance of 200 miles that seperates the hate,
It's several generations that kept it true to form,
It pits Jerry, George, and Kramer against Woody, Cliff, and Norm ...

Go Gillooly

New England has the NFL defeated,
It seems like the defenders have conceded,
They're running up the score on the sisters of the poor,
And every week we see this scene repeated,

The peaceful pocket passing Tom enjoys,
Thanks to 5 Caucasian country boys,
Always helps them win but it's all because of him,
Cause without him Randy Moss would lose his poise,

Someone could Go Gillooly on Tom Brady's knee,
Leave him lying on the ground just uttering "Why Me?",
They can't touch him on the field without a certain penalty,
But they could whack him in the parking lot and get away scot-free,
Cause the cops would be suspecting it was Bridget Moynahan,
Just a woman scorned beating up her two time cheating man,
Leaving Brady rehabilitating torn up ACL's,
Leaving Belichick sending in his plays to Matt Cassell,

So where's Kimo Von Oelhoffen when you need him,
Or other famous hitmen who precede him,
One tackle by LT could alter history,
By allowing some team somewhere to beat him,

Tom Brady wouldn't go for Tonya Harding,
But she knows a way to keep this stud from starting,
One phone call to her men could make it awfully hard to win,
It's the only way the Pats will be departing,

Someone could Go Gillooly on Tom Brady's knee,
And maybe Nancy Kerrigan could offer sympathy,
It's a win-win situation for all the NFL,
And Tom Brady who would get to spend more time with Gisele,
The second suspect questioned would be a living member,
Of the '72 Dolphins getting nervous in November,
Cause the only way they'll celebrate this year I say it truly,
Is if someone gets the nerve to Go Gillooly ...

Shady Brady And Bill Belicheat

I never called Bill Belichick a genius,
Cause I remember when he coached the Browns,
He was such a failure up in Cleveland,
The franchise folded up and left the town,
I never said Tom Brady was a hero,
Cause I remember him at Michigan,
Bringing Gatorade to Brian Griese,
Except for garbage time when he got in,

So wasn't it a little shady when this quarterback named Brady,
Suddenly became a mega star,
Wasn't it a bit confusing when this coach who's used to losing,
Earned the reputation that he's smart,
When you know which plays are coming, it can make a coach look cunning,
And make an average quarterback elite,
Cheating's how they got their glory, it's the true deceitful story,
Of Shady Brady and Bill Belicheat,

The tabloids say they've cheated on their girlfriends,
And someone should review their SATs,
The IRS should look into their taxes,
And their colleges should check out their degrees,
Mangini knew the tricks that they were using,
So he convinced the Jets to turn them in,
Cause he was getting sick and tired of losing,
To a team that has to cheat to win,

But Brady's made a lot of money and he's scored a lot of honeys,
By showing off his championship rings,
Bill's been praised because he's clever, and called the greatest ever,
And lived with all the luxuries that brings,
But let's confiscate their Sony's, and expose them both as phonies,
And see how many teams that they can beat,
Some would say it won't be any, if it is, it won't be many,
Poor Shady Brady and Bill Belicheat,
No more lucky play selection, into proper blitz protection,
For Shady Brady and Bill Belicheat,
Cause cheating's how they got their glory, it's the true deceitful story,
Of Shady Brady and Bill Belicheat ...