Laker For Life

For those who said Kobe was going to the Bulls,
I won't name names cause you look like fools,
Cause Chicago's hanging out right around last place,
While the Lakers are in the middle of the race,

I know trade requesters can't be choosers,
But why would Kobe want to play for losers,

Where there's no Pippen to his Jordan,
And there's no Jon to his Ponch,
There's no coach who worships Buddha,
There's no team quite as staunch,
He might have argued with the Lakers,
But he proved it with his wife,
He knows how to beg forgiveness,
So come on Kobe go ahead and tell the world,
That you're a Laker For Life,

Chicago's already one coach down,
And the Cubs are already the talk of the town,
While the Laker fans all now believe,
So why on earth would Kobe leave,

The East is weak but it won't be pretty,
If Kobe goes to the Windy City,

Where there's no Pippen to his Jordan,
There's no Oates to his Hall,
There's no one like Andrew Bynum,
To help Kobe out at all,
He might have argued with the Lakers,
But he proved it with his wife,
He knows how to beg forgiveness,
So come on Kobe go ahead and tell the world,
That you're a Laker For Life,
It doesn't matter if you're 8 or 24,
You're a Laker For Life ...

Don't Let Kobe Go

If Kobe leaves, it would be a shame,
Who's going to score his 30 points a game,
There's not a chance that Walton will,
Remember Dr. Buss, you've got Luke, not Bill,

Three years ago, the Lakers traded Shaq,
Pat Riley got the best of Kupchak,
But lose Kobe and you lose a lot of fans,
Cause it looks like you're working an Isiah Thomas plan,

Who's going to be the toast of Tinseltown?
Can you count on Andrew Bynum? Can you trust Kwame Brown?
I'll tell you Dr. Buss, the answer is no,
So come to your senses and please, Don't Let Kobe Go, Don't Let Kobe Go,

I thought of Kobe as a Laker for life,
So trading him would cut just like a knife,
Driven through the heart of every L.A. fan,
So find a way to keep him, please do anything you can,

Before you go on trading 24,
Know that Magic and Kareem are never walking through that door,
And the floor at Staples Center would soon be known,
As nothing but the beautiful L.A. Clippers home,

Who's going to be the toast of Tinseltown?
Can you count on Andrew Bynum? Can you trust Kwame Brown?
I'll tell you Dr. Buss, the answer is no,
So come to your senses and please, Don't Let Kobe Go,
As the season commences please, Don't Let Kobe Go,
Disregard the expenses and please, Don't Let Kobe Go, Don't Let Kobe Go ...