Isiah

Isiah, the Knicks have come to their senses,
There's no more defenses for what you've done,
Why Eddy Curry, I'm sure that you had your reasons,
But these last few seasons were never much fun,

Why'd you count on Stephon Marbury,
He could beat you, he was able,
You should have known that Larry Brown was your best bet,
Too many bad draft picks and contracts were all laid upon your table,
And now the New York fans want to forget,

Isiah, it's not like when you were younger,
When passion and hunger were drivin' you on,
With the Pistons, well, that was when you were playin',
Now all I am sayin' is leave coaching alone,

Did you think Renaldo Balkman would,
Do something Jared Jeffries couldn't,
Do since they had the same games,
And recall the Stevie Francis trade,
And a guy who hardly ever played named James - not Lebron...Jerome,

Isiah, the Knicks have come to their senses,
There's no more defenses for what you've done,
James Dolan, he tried to keep and defend you,
Until he couldn't pretend you, he couldn't pretend you,
Oh no he couldn't pretend you had got the job done ...

The Isiah Thomas 25 Year Rebuilding Plan

I used to think Isiah was just lazy,
Or just a guy who's had some rotten luck,
But now it's clear he's clinically crazy,
So I can say it's obvious he sucks,

Cause he says the Knicks are going to win a title,
And he's going to leave a lasting legacy,
But he's missing some components that are vital,
Like players who will play for more than me,

Isiah must be suffering from some form of dyslexia,
That's causing him to read the scoreboard wrong,
He must think New York is winning while they're always getting crushed,
And his championship plan is going strong,
Spike Lee and Chris Rock can afford to waste their money,
But what about the average New York fan,
Everybody but James Dolan seems to think it isn't funny,
While they're watching the Isiah Thomas 25 year rebuilding plan,

Isiah says he wants to leave a blueprint,
To show teams in the future how to play,
But one day our kids will ask us where the Knicks went,
And we'll say Isiah took the team away,

Now I won't question who is on the court or starting,
Cause I'm quite sure I've already said enough,
To merit an ejection from the Garden,
Where free speech is all that's getting stuffed,

Isiah must be suffering from some form of dyslexia,
That's causing him to read the scoreboard wrong,
He must think New York is winning while they're always getting crushed,
And his championship plan is going strong,
Spike Lee and Chris Rock can afford to waste their money,
But what about the average New York fan,
Everybody but James Dolan seems to think it isn't funny,
While they're watching the Isiah Thomas 25 year rebuilding plan ...

Red or Blue or Green

How bad do you have to be to get fired at MSG,
Why can't their owner see the angry mob,
Of fans saying fire Isiah, he was an all-star player,
But the Knicks don't have a prayer while he has the job,

He must have some awful pics of the owner of the Knicks,
The kind that have to make you sick, he's threatened to expose,
If Dolan ever says he's toast then he'll call the New York Post,
Release the pics from coast to coast so everybody knows,

What does Isiah have to do to lose his job,
He must have serious connections to the mob,
What other owner could endure another loss,
He should be thankful that the Donald's not his boss,
One time Isiah said these words, I do not lie,
If Bird was black then he'd be just another guy,
But I say Isiah's the worst coach I've ever seen,
It wouldn't matter if his skin was red or blue or green,

Between the way the Knicks have played and Isiah's crazy trades,
And all the guys he's overpaid, I can't believe,
That he's still an employee of James Dolan's company,
The Knicks have loyalty like I've never seen,

It really doesn't make much sense when the losing gets intense,
He gets a vote of confidence, what's he got to do,
Has he earned a lifetime pass from the Knicks front office brass,
To lose games and then harass the women workers too,

Isiah might still be working for the Pistons,
Sent to destroy the Knicks on a secret mission,
They should have fired him for a bunch of other reasons,
The first of which is four straight losing seasons,
One time Isiah said these words, I do not lie,
If Bird was black then he'd be just another guy,
But I say Isiah's the worst coach I've ever seen,
It wouldn't matter if his skin was red or blue or green...