Eli, Put On Your Superman Cape

The Patriots remind me of my favorite cartoon,
That I used to watch when I was young,
There was a group of villains called the Legion of Doom,
When I saw them in New England I was stunned,

Bill Belichick's Lex Luthor with his evil genius plan,
Tom Brady is Bizarro, he's the coach's right hand man,
Who's protected by Gorillas trying to keep him from a loss,
While he fires another laser to the Riddler Randy Moss,

Eli put on your Superman cape,
Fly out to Arizona on a plane,
Don't let New England's bad guys escape,
The desert with a title and another claim to fame,
Avoid Lex Luthor's camera kryptonite,
Turn the aging lion Seau to a kitty,
Take your Giant men of steel out into the fight,
And show the men of stealing signals that the trophy belongs in Gotham City,

Tell Osi Umenyiora to start up the BatMobile,
Tell Strahan that it's time to get in,
Meet the team in Arizona in the Patriots backfield,
Show the world that the good guys still can win,

Eli's life won't be the same when the Giants win this game,
He might even tell Tom Brady that Gisele's his Lois Lane,
Now the world is going to say that his chance is less than zero,
But when New York wins the Super Bowl, he'll be a cartoon hero,

Eli put on your Superman cape,
Fly out to Arizona on a plane,
Don't let New England's bad guys escape,
The desert with a title and another claim to fame,
Avoid Lex Luthor's camera kryptonite,
Turn the aging lion Seau to a kitty,
Take your Giant men of steel out into the fight,
And show the men of stealing signals that the trophy belongs in Gotham City,
Yes, justice will be done cause the trophy's coming home to Gotham City ...

The Manning Family Name

I saw the glaring differences a long, long time ago,
But your Mother always made me bite my tongue,
She said to give you time and she promised you would grow,
Out of all your flaws cause you were young,

I used to watch the games that you and Peyton played,
From my window looking down upon our yard,
And I still recall you crying like a baby on the day,
You came and told me football was too hard,

He embarrassed you at horse every single time you played,
And in every game of tag you were it,
He got the better girls and he made the better grades,
While all you ever wanted was to quit,
Peyton still makes me proud winning Super Bowls and such,
And endorsing every product with his fame,
While watching how you're playing for the Giants is too much,
Eli, grow up, be a man, and live up to the Manning family name,

There's Peyton's MVP trophies sitting on my shelf,
So don't you think it's sort of a disgrace,
That there would be an empty spot reserved for yourself,
If they didn't give awards for second place,

I exhausted every contact that I had to guarantee,
You had a team around you that could win,
If my Saints were just half the team your Giants seem to be,
I could have been a champion back then,

He embarrassed you at horse every single time you played,
And in every game of tag you were it,
He got the better girls and he made the better grades,
While all you ever wanted was to quit,
Peyton still makes me proud winning Super Bowls and such,
And endorsing every product with his fame,
While watching how you're playing for the Giants is too much,
Eli, grow up, be a man, and live up to the Manning family name,
Eli, grow up, be a man, and live up to the Manning family name ...