Duke Has Lost

Duke Duke Duke,
Duke has lost lost lost,
Duke has lost lost lost once again,
Duke Duke Duke,
Duke has lost lost lost,
duke has lost lost lost once again,

Coach K, what on earth has happened,
I hear everybody laughing except for ESPN,
West Virginia, led by Bobby Huggins,
Stood up to all your muggings,
Now you're going home again,

Coach K, it looks like the same old story,
How your Dukies fell from glory in their second game,
With a roster full of stars that you recruited,
Maybe they'll be better suited,
For the NBA,

Coach K, I've enjoyed watching your teams lose,
To such powers like VCU, yeah, it's really been great,
But hey, if it's any consolation,
Just inform the Dukie nation,
Football's five months away ...

Dukie V

Somebody needs to inform Dukie V,
His love affair with Coach Krzyzewski,
Is just about enough to make the public puke,
When he talks about the greatness of Duke,

Dukie says they're the greatest of all time,
Reality says they humbly sit behind,
Kentucky and Carolina in wins,
A fact oft ignored by ESPN,

Dukie says Cameron's Crazies are the best,
But surely he simply says this in jest,
With only 9,000 coming to their games,
It makes one think Dukie might be insane,

Somebody needs to inform Dukie V,
His love affair with Coach Krzyzewski,
Is just about enough to make the public puke,
When he talks about the greatness of Duke,

Dukie says Duke never gets the calls,
But watch a game with their constant flops and falls,
For someone to still constantly deny,
They must be completely blind in one eye,

Dukie says that there's pride in their name,
But have you been to a Duke football game,
Yeah, I know, neither have I,
Neither have Duke's students, wonder why,

Dukie says that their players have such class,
But did he see Christian Laettner be an ass,
When he stomped on a Kentucky player's chest,
And did he catch J.J. Redick's arrest,

Dukie says that Durham's title town,
But he must have never looked around,
Last time I checked, it looks like there's 4,
Other schools who've won more ...