Dukie V

Somebody needs to inform Dukie V,
His love affair with Coach Krzyzewski,
Is just about enough to make the public puke,
When he talks about the greatness of Duke,

Dukie says they're the greatest of all time,
Reality says they humbly sit behind,
Kentucky and Carolina in wins,
A fact oft ignored by ESPN,

Dukie says Cameron's Crazies are the best,
But surely he simply says this in jest,
With only 9,000 coming to their games,
It makes one think Dukie might be insane,

Somebody needs to inform Dukie V,
His love affair with Coach Krzyzewski,
Is just about enough to make the public puke,
When he talks about the greatness of Duke,

Dukie says Duke never gets the calls,
But watch a game with their constant flops and falls,
For someone to still constantly deny,
They must be completely blind in one eye,

Dukie says that there's pride in their name,
But have you been to a Duke football game,
Yeah, I know, neither have I,
Neither have Duke's students, wonder why,

Dukie says that their players have such class,
But did he see Christian Laettner be an ass,
When he stomped on a Kentucky player's chest,
And did he catch J.J. Redick's arrest,

Dukie says that Durham's title town,
But he must have never looked around,
Last time I checked, it looks like there's 4,
Other schools who've won more ...