Cry Me A River T.O.

Cry me a river, there's no need to pretend, T.O.,
Cry me a river as you try to defend Romo,
Don't pay attention to your critics cause it's how you feel,
Let your tears flow down, let them flow just like Dick Vermeil,

You tried to play the tough guy in Philly,
But now your tears are rolling and you're looking plain silly,
Remember when you said Garcia was gay,
Now isn't it ironic that you're acting this way,

Cry me a river even though you're under an attack,
For showing your emotion cause you love your quarterback,
You've always been known as a teammate that would not stab,
Another player in the back, well, except for Donovan McNabb,

You tried to play the tough guy in Philly,
But now your tears are rolling and you're looking plain silly,
Remember when you said Garcia was gay,
Now isn't it ironic that you're acting this way,

Your behavior's a little bit strange,
It's hard to believe that you've completely changed,
From the egomaniacal star named T.O.,
Into a tender hearted guy we all want to know,

Cry me a river, there's no need to pretend, T.O.,
Cry me a river as you try to defend Romo,
Don't pay attention to your critics cause it's how you feel,
Let your tears flow down, let them flow just like Dick Vermeil ...

Don't Worry Be Happy Tony

Tony Romo, you've had some trouble,
The New York Giants just made it double,
Don't worry, be happy,

Take Jessica back to Mexico,
And make her hit her highest note,
Don't worry, be happy,

If sister Ashlee wants to go,
Call up your wingman big T.O.,
The trip will go without a hitch,
As long as he don't want to switch,

Romo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo,
Tony Romo-mo-mo-mo, There's always next year,

Last year it was a bobbled snap,
And this year you'll still take the rap,
Don't worry, be happy,

Forget about Eli Manning,
When you and Jessica are tanning,
Don't worry, be happy,

Even though it didn't go your way,
It could be worse, you could be Nick Lachey,
Watching your ex-wife hit the sack,
With the Cowboys quarterback,

Romo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo,
Tony Romo-mo-mo-mo, There's always next year,

Jerry Jones doesn't find it funny,
Cause he is paying you a load of money,
But even if he set you free,
Your signing bonus is guaranteed,
So don't worry, just be happy,

Romo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo,
Tony Romo-mo-mo-mo, There's always next year ...

Why The Cowboys Stink

Sometime in 2003, I had a good job on TV,
Analyzing Why the Cowboys Stink,
Then I woke up groggy on a plane, thinking I had gone insane,
Wondering what the heck was in my drink,
I was staring at a bag of bones who said his name was Jerry Jones,
But I swear it didn't look like him at all,
He said I'm glad we've got a pact, then I saw my name on a contract,
That said welcome back to coaching football,

So I scanned the roster up and down and wondered why I'd come to town,
Cause it was clear just Why the Cowboys Stink,
I called the owner on the phone, he could sense the anger in my tone,
When I said I fear this ship is going to sink,
I still recall his nervous laugh as we sat together at the draft,
And watched as Carson Palmer was picked,
He told me we've got all we need with Quincy Carter at QB,
That's when I realized that I'd been tricked,

Now games and seasons turn to years like Gatorade has turned to beers,
As I ponder reasons Why the Cowboys Stink,
All the press just wants to know what's the latest with TO,
It's enough to drive a coach to drink,
I put my trust in Drew Bledsoe but I got tired of watching throws,
Go to players on the other team,
Sometimes I wake and say Oh No, I dreamed my QB was Romo,
Then I realize that that's reality,

Now Emmitt Smith's a dancing star while Aikman looks on from afar,
Analyzing Why the Cowboys Stink,
I wish I could go back in time when Dallas had a good O-line,
Our record would be better don't you think,
So when you look at my career, don't remember my time here,
Think of New York Giant Super Bowls,
And if that memory doesn't fly, just remember I'm the guy,
Who taught Belichick everything he knows ...