Adios Ocho

It's time to burn up our Ocho Cinco jerseys,
Let's do it on the fifty at the field,
In a fantastic fiesta with no worries,
Now that his true character's revealed,

Let's keep egoista Johnson under contract,
And make him do the jobs nobody wants,
And when Rosenhaus convinces him to come back,
Tell him there's a spot returning punts,

Or he can dance in the end zone with a special celebration,
After every single Houshmandzadeh score,
He can sell beer and peanuts from an upper level station,
Shouting Bud Light until his throat is sore,
He can help you get your popcorn with an extra shot of butter,
As you settle in your seat to watch T.O.,
While he watches his career slipping slowly down the gutter,
As the fans say Adios Ocho,

Make him line the field before kickoff at the game,
And fine him when he doesn't show for work,
We all know how he loves to hear his own name,
So let's all together say it Ocho Jerk,

He could be dancing with the stars doing foxtrots,
And he dreamed of the football hall of fame,
But when we make him wear the mask of Bengal mascot,
The country will forget about his name,

But he can dance in the end zone with a special celebration,
After every single Houshmandzadeh score,
He can sell beer and peanuts from an upper level station,
Shouting Bud Light until his throat is sore,
He can help you get your popcorn with an extra shot of butter,
As you settle in your seat to watch T.O.,
While he watches his career slipping slowly down the gutter,
As the fans say Adios Ocho ...