The Dot Com Toilet Bowl

Send me off to San Diego cause it's where I want to go,
To watch the County Credit Union Poinsietta Bowl,
Book my trip to Las Vegas cause it wouldn't be the same,
If I ever had to miss the Pioneer game,

Someday we'll finally get a playoff,
Instead of a dumb computer poll,
Until these bowl games mean something,
They might as well be playing in The Dot Com Toilet Bowl,

The only thing more exciting than a matchup on TV,
Between East Carolina and Middle Tennessee,
Is the nearly famous Roady's Bowl in Boise, Idaho,
At a mostly empty stadium played in a foot of snow,

Someday we'll finally get a playoff,
Instead of a dumb computer poll,
Until these bowl games mean something,
They might as well be playing in The Dot Com Toilet Bowl,

Even though I love football, this fact I cannot hide,
I find it hard on holidays to decide,
Between watching the Bell Helicopter Bowl on TV,
Or a Rocky rerun marathon again on TNT,

Someday we'll finally get a playoff,
Instead of a dumb computer poll,
Until these bowl games mean something,
They might as well be playing in The Dot Com Toilet Bowl,
We know the BCS is BS,
So they might as well be playing in The Dot Com Toilet Bowl ...