This One Belongs To The Reds

Remember the days of sweet Lou Piniella,
Even when he threw bases he was still a good fellow,
Cause we led wire to wire and we swept the World Series,
We beat Mark McGwire, it brought me to tears,
When I watched the foul ball fly down the first base line,
It was one of those moments just frozen in time,
With Benzinger backing and making the play,
Remember the joy when we heard Marty say: "This One Belongs To The Reds!"

So with Votto and Bruce and Bob Castellini,
We'll bring back the days of the Big Red Machine,
When Morgan and Bench ruled the Queen City,
And other teams knew the games would not be pretty,
From Bronson to Chapman we've sure got the pitching,
We'll conquer the Cards and win the division,
With Dusty and Brandon and brand new heroes,
We'll bring back the legend of Mr. Pete Rose, This One Belongs To The Reds,

Remember the game that was pitched by Tom Browning,
How Fountain Square sang after his perfect outing,
I was standing and cheering, tell me where were you,
When Pete Rose hit number 4192,
From Seaver to Rijo, from Foster to Larkin,
The Reds of the past will not be forgotten,
So play with the pride that these heroes displayed,
Give Marty a reason to constantly say: "This One Belongs To The Reds!"

Marty and Thom, The Cowboy and the Lefty

Marty and Thom, the Cowboy and the Lefty,
Hall of Fame dad and famous son,
Midnight ribs make Jeff a little hefty,
But the four of them make Reds games fun,

They're like Paul and Ringo, George and John,
I can't turn them off when they're on,
They're percussion, brass, woodwinds, and strings,
The four of them are Queen City Kings,

Marty and Thom, the Cowboy and the Lefty,
Hall of Fame dad and famous son,
Midnight ribs make Jeff a little hefty,
But the four of them make Reds games fun,

From the rain delay banana phone,
To Marty's son returning home,
From Brantley's style both bold and brash,
To Chris's tips and former 'stache,

Marty and Thom, the Cowboy and the Lefty,
Hall of Fame dad and famous son,
Midnight ribs make Jeff a little hefty,
But the four of them make Reds games fun,

I like the Reds on Radio when I drive,
And when I'm home I watch Reds live,
With Jeff Piecoro and Jim Day,
Before and after the Reds play,

Marty and Thom, the Cowboy and the Lefty,
Hall of Fame dad and famous son,
Midnight ribs make Jeff a little hefty,
But the four of them make Reds games fun,
Yeah the four of them make Reds games fun

Come Together Green Bay

Here come Clay Matthews, A.J. Hawk beside him,
They got crazy eyeballs don't look too inviting,
They got hair down to their knees,
Got to be true Packers they'll put you in the deep freeze,

Here's Aaron Rodgers he can throw that football,
He need ring for finger, team is like a buzzsaw,
He say "I know Greg, Greg know me",
I got rocket arm and Jennings sure got some speed,
Come together Green Bay for history,

They get production from James Jones and Driver,
They no simple sidekicks, they two super Packers,
They got frozen tundra below their knees,
Meet you back at Lambeau with Lombardi's trophy,
Come together Green Bay for victory,

He Mike McCarthy he got mean playcalling,
He got busy headset while his team is balling,
He wins "one and one and one is three",
Then we're off to Dallas where we make history,
Come together Green Bay it's destiny

Mister Rodgers Neighborhood

It's a beautiful day at Lambeau Field,
A beautiful day at Lambeau,
Cause the Packers,
Are still rolling,

It's a wonderful day for a cheesehead,
A wonderful day for a cheesehead,
Cause the Pack is,
Going Super Bowling,

I have always wanted to have a quarterback like you,
I have always thought you'd win a Super Bowl or two,

So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Let's bring Lombardi back home to Green Bay,
Would you do it?
Could you do it?
Won't you win the trophy?

Won't you please,
Won't you please,
Please won't you win the trophy?

Rexamania

I am a real New York Jet, fight for the rights of Fireman Ed,
I am a real New York Jet, fight for one goal, the Super Bowl,

Since Joe Willie Namath in '68,
The life of a Jet fan ain't been great,
But now they've got a brand new style,
Rexamania is running wild,

I am a real New York Jet, fight for the rights of Fireman Ed,
I am a real New York Jet, fight for one goal, the Super Bowl,

The last time that Gang Green looked so well,
Was a long time ago with Bill Parcells,
To be the man you know what they say,
Beat the man in the hoodie gray,

I am a real New York Jet, fight for the rights of Fireman Ed,
I am a real New York Jet, fight for one goal, the Super Bowl,

We all know Rex can talk the talk,
But now it's time to walk the walk,
Another win would sure be sweet,
Like a pair of pretty feet,

I am a real New York Jet, fight for the rights of Fireman Ed,
I am a real New York Jet, fight for one goal, the Super Bowl

The Ted Williams Song (Taking My Talents To South Beach)

He never hit .400 but he's walked 400 miles,
They never froze his body but he's been cold for awhile,
He never had much more than a good voice and a vision,
But now the time has come for his ultimate decision,

Somebody call Jim Gray and get him to a boys club,
This is another way he can get some free pub,
The Cavaliers have offered Ted employment for his speech,
But he's gonna say "No thanks, I'm taking my talents to South Beach",

Somebody call Dan Gilbert and tell him the bad news,
I'm sure he's got some fonts like Comic Sans he'd like to use,
To let Ted Williams know what he thinks after he's gone,
While Ted will be at parties in Miami with Lebron,

Somebody call Jim Gray and get him to a boys club,
This is another way he can get some free pub,
The Cavaliers have offered Ted employment for his speech,
But he's gonna say "No thanks, I'm taking my talents to South Beach",
Right down to South Beach with Lebron and Wade and Chris Bosh,
I'm taking my talents to South Beach

Lakers Use The Force

Who can beat the Heat? They're dangerous and wily,
A product of the Dark Side's Evil Emperor Pat Riley,
Headed by Dwayne Vader and loyal Lord Lebron,
Along with some stormtroopers who are all as good as gone,

I'm counting on the Lakers and Obi Phil Kenobi,
Along with great heroics from Luke Skywalker Kobe,
I'm counting on Los Angeles and Chewy Pau Gasol,
I'm thinking that the Christmas Day release was not their all,
From R2D2 Fisher and Lamar C3P Odom,
To Han Artest and Bynum, I'm hoping they can throw them,
Villains from Miami off their evil course,
For Yoda Dr. Buss I say, Lakers, Use The Force,

Who can beat the Heat? I hope L.A. can muster,
Returning like a Jedi for a summertime blockbuster,
So Princess Jeanie Buss can get another ring,
To give to Justin Bieber, oh the joy that it would bring,

I'm counting on the Lakers and Obi Phil Kenobi,
Along with great heroics from Luke Skywalker Kobe,
I'm counting on Los Angeles and Chewy Pau Gasol,
I'm thinking that the Christmas Day release was not their all,
From R2D2 Fisher and Lamar C3P Odom,
To Han Artest and Bynum, I'm hoping they can throw them,
Villains from Miami off their evil course,
For Yoda Dr. Buss I say, Lakers, Use The Force,
For Yoda Dr. Buss I say, Lakers, Use The Force