December 27, 2011
Ortoning
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PHOTO CREDITS: Tebowing.com and Ortoning.me
First there was planking, then there was Tebowing,
Added to the list of fads the Internet's been growing,
Inspired by Tebow's prayer, it's frequency increased,
But what about the player the Broncos released,
Ortoning is looking really sad,
Ortoning is when you realize that you are bad,
Ortoning is watching someone new,
Doing something better than you,
First there was Chicago, Kyle Orton didn't win,
Then there was his time spent Ortoning with Brady Quinn,
Inspired by uninspiring play and looking like a clown,
It's a fact that Ortoning is best done sitting down,
Ortoning is looking really sad,
Ortoning is when you realize that you are bad,
Ortoning is watching someone new,
Doing something better than you,
There have been a lot of players who have Ortoned over time,
Some blame it on an injury or their offensive line,
There have been a lot players who have faced a lot of strife,
But really you can Orton in any walk of life,
Ortoning is looking really sad,
Ortoning is when you realize that you are bad,
Ortoning is watching someone new,
Doing something better than you,
Ortoning is watching someone new,
Doing something better than you
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denver broncos,
kyle orton
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TEBOW WILL BE ORTONING AFTER SUNDAY'S GAME!
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ReplyDeleteyou are our hero.. I would like to use your song as the official song of Ortoning and in return i am willing to link your website and generate page views for you.. deal? if so Like Ortoning on facebook
Orton takes Bears to the Super Bowl, they put Grossman back in and lose. Orton starts off in Denver something like 5 or 6-0, with NO talent around him on a team that was expected to suck, and Denver loves him. Then, when the lack of talent finally shines through, they throw him to the dogs. He is an adequate at least pro that has never gotten credit or a decent team to work with. As for looking sad, almost any NFL player looks sad on the sideline at times. Orton went to Purdue, did better than Brees in a lot of categories. Brees was always questioned about size and arm strength, and never appreciated, UNTIL he ends up with Payton coaching and a MASSIVELY overachieving team in NO (first year-team is much more solid now!). Won super bowl. Now a GOD! Orton has never had that dynamic a coach, that talented a team, nor anyone's confidence in him. I think he is way underrated and handled all the crap in both of his last two stops with class. Don't see him whining, moaning, and yelling at his O coordinator in the heat of battle like prima-donna Brady, do you?
ReplyDeleteDenver Sundays game may sting a bit. lol
ReplyDeletetry not to smoke alot of weed before writing your next song. If orton is bad ? that makes the bronco's wide recievers & coaches inept.
ReplyDeleteBTW who out threw Aaron rodgers for 299 yds. giving the packers their first loss of the year
Awesome. Orton stinks
ReplyDeleteWas really looking forward to some NY/Pats rematch songs for this year.
ReplyDeleteMissed out on a great opportunity.