Clipper History

Just in case he's never heard of L.A. Clipper basketball,
Here's a little song for Chris Paul,

Welcome to the NBA's version of Siberia,
If the Lakers are good health, then the Clippers are diphtheria,
The Lakers have the stars and the banners they're unfurling,
While the Clippers have Bill Simmons and Donald freaking Sterling,

The Clippers have the history like Danny Manning's knee,
And Danny Ferry threatening to play in Italy,
Consider it a mystery, no analyst can tell,
Why so many of the Clips end up with injured ACLs,
So keep these facts in mind cause they just might come in handy,
While you're walking in the shoes of Mike Olowokandi,
Chris Paul, you've been traded into such futility,
You're now a part of Clipper History,

So your only hope before your career begins to burn,
Is another shady ruling coming down from David Stern,
Maybe Billy Crystal can be your big presenter,
As you're going in the wrong side of the L.A. Staples Center,

The Clippers have the history like blown Achilles tendons,
You'll be trying to fix a franchise that's quite immune to mending,
You're the skipper going down on the helpless SS Minnow,
I expect to hear your name in a punch line by Jay Leno,
So keep these facts in mind cause they just might come in handy,
While you're walking in the shoes of Mike Olowokandi,
Chris Paul, you've been traded into such futility,
You're now a part of Clipper History,
You're now a part of Clipper History