The Ted Williams Song (Taking My Talents To South Beach)

He never hit .400 but he's walked 400 miles,
They never froze his body but he's been cold for awhile,
He never had much more than a good voice and a vision,
But now the time has come for his ultimate decision,

Somebody call Jim Gray and get him to a boys club,
This is another way he can get some free pub,
The Cavaliers have offered Ted employment for his speech,
But he's gonna say "No thanks, I'm taking my talents to South Beach",

Somebody call Dan Gilbert and tell him the bad news,
I'm sure he's got some fonts like Comic Sans he'd like to use,
To let Ted Williams know what he thinks after he's gone,
While Ted will be at parties in Miami with Lebron,

Somebody call Jim Gray and get him to a boys club,
This is another way he can get some free pub,
The Cavaliers have offered Ted employment for his speech,
But he's gonna say "No thanks, I'm taking my talents to South Beach",
Right down to South Beach with Lebron and Wade and Chris Bosh,
I'm taking my talents to South Beach