Lakers Use The Force

Who can beat the Heat? They're dangerous and wily,
A product of the Dark Side's Evil Emperor Pat Riley,
Headed by Dwayne Vader and loyal Lord Lebron,
Along with some stormtroopers who are all as good as gone,

I'm counting on the Lakers and Obi Phil Kenobi,
Along with great heroics from Luke Skywalker Kobe,
I'm counting on Los Angeles and Chewy Pau Gasol,
I'm thinking that the Christmas Day release was not their all,
From R2D2 Fisher and Lamar C3P Odom,
To Han Artest and Bynum, I'm hoping they can throw them,
Villains from Miami off their evil course,
For Yoda Dr. Buss I say, Lakers, Use The Force,

Who can beat the Heat? I hope L.A. can muster,
Returning like a Jedi for a summertime blockbuster,
So Princess Jeanie Buss can get another ring,
To give to Justin Bieber, oh the joy that it would bring,

I'm counting on the Lakers and Obi Phil Kenobi,
Along with great heroics from Luke Skywalker Kobe,
I'm counting on Los Angeles and Chewy Pau Gasol,
I'm thinking that the Christmas Day release was not their all,
From R2D2 Fisher and Lamar C3P Odom,
To Han Artest and Bynum, I'm hoping they can throw them,
Villains from Miami off their evil course,
For Yoda Dr. Buss I say, Lakers, Use The Force,
For Yoda Dr. Buss I say, Lakers, Use The Force