Viva La Kobe

He wants to rule the world,
Shots fall when he gives the word,
But he still stands alone,
Without a title to call his own,

I'm sure he can't help but see,
Kobe's the Finals MVP,
He wears five title rings,
Lebron's fingers are bare, but they call him the King,

The Knicks have all the celebs they're bringing,
Cleveland has a big choir that's singing,
The Bulls are looking for Jordan's heir,
While the Clippers are trying in despair,
For some reason I can't explain,
I know reporters respect his game, but it's so absurd,
Cause Kobe rules the world,

Lebron goes home too soon,
While Kobe wins in June,
Lebron's a hype machine,
Kobe's the greatest that I've seen,

It doesn't matter where,
Lebron signs, I just don't care,
Cause Kobe will wear the ring,
While Lebron will be rich and say he's the King,

The Knicks have all the celebs they're bringing,
Cleveland has a big choir that's singing,
The Bulls are looking for Jordan's heir,
While the Clippers are trying in despair,
For some reason I can't explain,
I know reporters respect his game, but it's so absurd,
Cause Kobe rules the world,
It's all so absurd,
Cause Kobe rules the world

Proud Dusty (Rolen on the River)

He left a good job in St. Louis,
Working for Larussa night and day,
Traded to the Jays, making all the plays,
Came to Cincinnati, I hope he stays,

Red Legs keep on winning,
Proud Dusty keep on grinning,
Rolen, Rolen, Rolen on the River,

Brandon and Johnny and Votto,
Getting clutch hits in the nick of time,
Along with Jay Bruce, this team is so loose,
Always coming through when it's on the line,

Red Legs keep on winning,
Proud Dusty keep on grinning,
Rolen, Rolen, Rolen on the River,

Leake and Arroyo and Cueto,
Making all the starts that you need to win,
Going to the mound, shutting them down,
Handing off to Rhodes and Cordero then,

Red Legs keep on winning,
Proud Dusty keep on grinning,
Rolen, Rolen, Rolen on the River