There once was a man named Jerome,
On the verge of being sent home,
Ever since his draft day,
I said he can't play,
Cause he had the inactive syndrome,
Until one day they injured Ocho,
So Jerome got to go to the show,
As a Bengal first stringer,
Then he had a humdinger,
Of a game so now I'll eat crow,
He's more like O.J. without the knife,
Than Homer or Bart, I was wrong,
I honestly never thought in my life,
I'd be singing the Jerome Simpson song,
But I'm singing the Jerome Simpson song
