Dr. Dunkenstein Isn't Walking Through That Door

They're the Stephen to our Alec,
The Casey to our Ben,
The Jeb to our George,
The boys to our men,
They're high on expectations,
And low on quality,
Let's take a moment for,
The late Teddy Kennedy,

We wouldn't want another to live within our state,
When it comes to little brothers the Cardinals are great,
They've got a new arena with a shiny floor,
But Dr. Dunkenstein isn't walking through that door,

Poor Rick Pitino,
Must be feeling blue,
Wearing red and white,
If he only knew,
13 years ago,
When he left UK,
How his life would go,
I think he might have stayed,

We wouldn't want another to live within our state,
When it comes to little brothers the Cardinals are great,
They've got a new arena with a shiny floor,
But Dr. Dunkenstein isn't walking through that door,

Historic Rupp Arena,
Or Colonel Sanders Yum,
First lady Ashley Judd,
Or Sypher's one and done,
The Puerto Rican coach,
Or Kentucky's Calipari,
When big brother speaks,
To Louisville it's scary,

We wouldn't want another to live within our state,
When it comes to little brothers the Cardinals are great,
They've got a new arena with a shiny floor,
But Dr. Dunkenstein isn't walking through that door,
When it comes to talent Pitino needs some more,
But Dr. Dunkenstein isn't walking through that door,
Dr. Dunkenstein isn't walking through that door