Billy and Jeannine

Little ditty about Billy and Jeannine,
Two middle aged people on the basketball scene,
Billy is a coach who has paid his dues,
Jeannine dreams of being like Erin Andrews,

Holding on to that microphone right beside the court,
Jeannine's prepared for her halftime report,
Billy says, hey Jeannine, this better be good,
Jeannine says, Billy, I did what I could,

Oh yeah, the game goes on,
Long after the thrill of the interview's gone,
Oh yeah, the game goes on,
Long after the thrill of the interview's gone,

Billy sits back collects his thoughts for a moment,
Scratches his head and does his best Bob Knight,
He says, Jeannine, let's go out for a cocktail,
Jeannine says, Billy, maybe some other night,

Oh yeah, the game goes on,
Long after the thrill of the interview's gone,
Oh yeah, the game goes on,
Long after the thrill of the interview's gone,

Billy's gonna act condescending,
Til sweet Jeannine gives a happy ending,
To the interview, yeah, that's his approach,
Feel the sexual tension between reporter and coach,

Little ditty about Billy and Jeannine,
Two middle aged people on the basketball scene...