If It's Brown, Flush It Down

I love to think about their storied history,
And how they've been forever bad,
It's funny how the very same memories,
Make me happy while they always make them sad,

Like the drive by the Broncos and the fumble by the Browns,
Is it really any wonder why they're called the Cleveland Clowns?

If it's brown, flush it down along with all of Cleveland town,
The mistake by the lake shouldn't even be around,
There has got to be a reason why the greatest coach alive,
Had just one winning season after coaching there for five,
If it's brown, Cleveland Brown, flush it down,

It's funny how they had to move to Baltimore,
To win a single Super Bowl,
That's a game that Cleveland's never seen before,
What could possibly console,

A poor fan in the pound dressed up like a freaking mutt,
They're a team that's so down, even Bernie went bankrupt,

If it's brown, flush it down along with all of Cleveland town,
The mistake by the lake shouldn't even be around,
There has got to be a reason why the greatest coach alive,
Had just one winning season after coaching there for five,
If it's brown, Cleveland Brown, flush it down...