Black Guys Don't Play Hockey

Black guys don't play hockey, I know this much is true,
And white guys who play basketball are far between and few,
That is unless they're foreign or if they work real hard,
They might have a chance to be a cerebral shooting guard,

White guys can't jump or move with any quickness,
Their lack of any skills is a real genetic sickness,
White guys can't box unless their name is Rocky,
Black guys are athletic so why don't they play hockey?

White guys can play football on the offensive line,
Or they can be the quarterback, they do it all the time,
They just can't play positions where they have to run,
All the black receivers seem to have all the fun,

White guys can't jump or move with any quickness,
Their lack of any skills is a real genetic sickness,
White guys can't box unless their name is Rocky,
Black guys are athletic so why don't they play hockey?

Dominicans play baseball and lie about their age,
Russian girls play tennis, over there it's all the rage,
Asians play ping pong, they're really really good,
Black guys don't play golf unless their name is Tiger Woods,

White guys can't jump or move with any quickness,
Their lack of any skills is a real genetic sickness,
White guys can't box unless their name is Rocky,
Black guys are athletic so why don't they play hockey?

A black guy in the White House named Obama brought a change,
But here's something that I thought of that might seem kind of strange,
An All-White NBA or an All-Black NHL,
Something tells me neither of these leagues would ever sell,

White guys can't jump or move with any quickness,
Their lack of any skills is a real genetic sickness,
White guys can't box unless their name is Rocky,
Black guys are athletic so why don't they play hockey?

Black guys don't swim and don't aspire to be a jockey,
But black guys are athletic so why don't they play hockey?