A Trip To The Woodshed

There've been trips made by Romo down to Mexico,
There've been trips to the psych ward by big old T.O.,
There've been trips made by Jerry on his private jet,
Now there's a trip to the woodshed they'll never forget,

They bumbled and fumbled the playoffs away,
Now they get to sit home and watch Philly go play,
Cause the Eagles gave Dallas a Christmas regret,
With a trip to the woodshed they'll never forget,

There've been trips to the strip club where Pac Man has played,
There've been trips to McDonald's by big old Coach Wade,
There've been trips made by Cowboys to the Super Bowl,
But a trip to the woodshed's where they had to go,

They bumbled and fumbled the playoffs away,
Now they get to sit home and watch Philly go play,
Cause the Eagles gave Dallas a Christmas regret,
With a trip to the woodshed they'll never forget,

They thought that the end of the Eagles had come,
But Reid and McNabb still had one final run,
Now the Cowboys can make one long lasting trip,
Off the NFL radar where they're now just a blip,

They bumbled and fumbled the playoffs away,
Now they get to sit home and watch Philly go play,
Cause the Eagles gave Dallas a Christmas regret,
With a trip to the woodshed they'll never forget,
It was a trip to the woodshed they'll never forget...