It's Good To Be A Yankee

A long long time ago, Joe Dimaggio,
And Marilyn Monroe were the talk of the town,
That set a precedent, wherever Yankees went,
Beautiful women were sure to be found,

Now here's the situation in our current generation,
Both Jessica Alba and Biel,
Have dated Derek Jeter, no, it doesn't get much sweeter,
Than playing in the Bronx has got to feel,

If you want to get the ladies, then you'd better be a Yankee,
Cause a Red Sox uniform will never do,
Even when Mr. Steinbrenner gets a little cranky,
You'll always have your girls to get you through,
From Jeter going out with the Maxim hot 100,
To A-Rod and Madonna's hanky panky,
It's obvious to me, there's no more I need to see,
Sign me up cause it's good to be a Yankee,

I hear pinstripes are slimming, and the ladies are all brimming,
With excitement when the Yankees come to town,
It's a part of the tradition, with the players on a mission,
To be seen with all the hottest stars around,

Like Jeter with Mariah, it makes you wonder why a,
Yankee would decide to settle down,
Like Clemens I would seek a new one every week,
And pay them not to ever make a sound,

If you want to get the ladies, then you'd better be a Yankee,
Cause a Red Sox uniform will never do,
Even when Mr. Steinbrenner gets a little cranky,
You'll always have your girls to get you through,
From Jeter going out with the Maxim hot 100,
To A-Rod and Madonna's hanky panky,
It's obvious to me, there's no more I need to see,
Sign me up cause it's good to be a Yankee...