Where Have All The White Boys Gone?

The Celtics and the Lakers are playing once again,
But Boston's kind of different cause I remember when,
They used to have a roster of players that were slow,
And dudes that couldn't jump, now I just want to know,
Who's this bunch of players wearing Celtic green?

Where is that Larry Bird?
Where is Kevin McHale?
Has anybody heard?
Where have all the white boys gone?

Wedman, Kite, and Sichting, on down to Danny Ainge,
Who would've thought in 20 years so much was going to change,
From fundamental layups to slamming jamming dunks,
From close hugging tight shorts to loose fitting trunks,
Who's this bunch of players wearing Celtic green?

Where is that Larry Bird?
Where is Kevin McHale?
Has anybody heard?
Where have all the white boys gone?

The Lakers have some white boys, I can't pronounce their names,
So maybe Boston's white boys are playing other games,
I've looked around the city to find out what they're doing,
And I think I've figured out, they're all playing for the Bruins,
Who's this bunch of players wearing Celtic green?

Where is that Larry Bird?
Where is Kevin McHale?
Has anybody heard?
Where have all the white boys gone? ...