Duke Has Lost

Duke Duke Duke,
Duke has lost lost lost,
Duke has lost lost lost once again,
Duke Duke Duke,
Duke has lost lost lost,
duke has lost lost lost once again,

Coach K, what on earth has happened,
I hear everybody laughing except for ESPN,
West Virginia, led by Bobby Huggins,
Stood up to all your muggings,
Now you're going home again,

Coach K, it looks like the same old story,
How your Dukies fell from glory in their second game,
With a roster full of stars that you recruited,
Maybe they'll be better suited,
For the NBA,

Coach K, I've enjoyed watching your teams lose,
To such powers like VCU, yeah, it's really been great,
But hey, if it's any consolation,
Just inform the Dukie nation,
Football's five months away ...