900 Wins and Zero Violations

Coach Knight's telling jokes in California,
While Indiana's cleaning up a mess,
Maybe Oklahoma should have warned you,
When it comes to cheating, Kelvin is the best,

Coach Knight might have thrown a chair in anger,
And told the press he's sick of all their crap (although he didn't say crap),
But he never put those Hoosier hoops in danger,
He just belittled guys like Jeremy Schaap,

He's got 900 wins and zero violations,
While Indiana ended up in deep humiliation,
He could still coach my team without a hesitation,
Cause he's got 900 wins and zero violations,

Coach Knight never looked a whole lot better,
Than he did sitting in Assembly Hall,
In a tacky plaid jacket or red sweater,
Coaching fundamental Hoosiers basketball,

He's got 900 wins and zero violations,
While Indiana ended up in deep humiliation,
He could still coach my team without a hesitation,
Cause he's got 900 wins and zero violations,

Coach Knight has honesty and nothing but integrity,
That's something Coach Sampson sorely lacked,
So Indiana's poor AD should grab his phone and try to see,
If they could ever get the General back,

He's got 900 wins and zero violations,
While Indiana ended up in deep humiliation,
He could still coach my team without a hesitation,
Cause he's got 900 wins and zero violations,
Indiana's gonna end up on probation,
But he's got 900 wins and zero violations ...