The Isiah Thomas 25 Year Rebuilding Plan

I used to think Isiah was just lazy,
Or just a guy who's had some rotten luck,
But now it's clear he's clinically crazy,
So I can say it's obvious he sucks,

Cause he says the Knicks are going to win a title,
And he's going to leave a lasting legacy,
But he's missing some components that are vital,
Like players who will play for more than me,

Isiah must be suffering from some form of dyslexia,
That's causing him to read the scoreboard wrong,
He must think New York is winning while they're always getting crushed,
And his championship plan is going strong,
Spike Lee and Chris Rock can afford to waste their money,
But what about the average New York fan,
Everybody but James Dolan seems to think it isn't funny,
While they're watching the Isiah Thomas 25 year rebuilding plan,

Isiah says he wants to leave a blueprint,
To show teams in the future how to play,
But one day our kids will ask us where the Knicks went,
And we'll say Isiah took the team away,

Now I won't question who is on the court or starting,
Cause I'm quite sure I've already said enough,
To merit an ejection from the Garden,
Where free speech is all that's getting stuffed,

Isiah must be suffering from some form of dyslexia,
That's causing him to read the scoreboard wrong,
He must think New York is winning while they're always getting crushed,
And his championship plan is going strong,
Spike Lee and Chris Rock can afford to waste their money,
But what about the average New York fan,
Everybody but James Dolan seems to think it isn't funny,
While they're watching the Isiah Thomas 25 year rebuilding plan ...