Go Gillooly

New England has the NFL defeated,
It seems like the defenders have conceded,
They're running up the score on the sisters of the poor,
And every week we see this scene repeated,

The peaceful pocket passing Tom enjoys,
Thanks to 5 Caucasian country boys,
Always helps them win but it's all because of him,
Cause without him Randy Moss would lose his poise,

Someone could Go Gillooly on Tom Brady's knee,
Leave him lying on the ground just uttering "Why Me?",
They can't touch him on the field without a certain penalty,
But they could whack him in the parking lot and get away scot-free,
Cause the cops would be suspecting it was Bridget Moynahan,
Just a woman scorned beating up her two time cheating man,
Leaving Brady rehabilitating torn up ACL's,
Leaving Belichick sending in his plays to Matt Cassell,

So where's Kimo Von Oelhoffen when you need him,
Or other famous hitmen who precede him,
One tackle by LT could alter history,
By allowing some team somewhere to beat him,

Tom Brady wouldn't go for Tonya Harding,
But she knows a way to keep this stud from starting,
One phone call to her men could make it awfully hard to win,
It's the only way the Pats will be departing,

Someone could Go Gillooly on Tom Brady's knee,
And maybe Nancy Kerrigan could offer sympathy,
It's a win-win situation for all the NFL,
And Tom Brady who would get to spend more time with Gisele,
The second suspect questioned would be a living member,
Of the '72 Dolphins getting nervous in November,
Cause the only way they'll celebrate this year I say it truly,
Is if someone gets the nerve to Go Gillooly ...

Don't Let Kobe Go

If Kobe leaves, it would be a shame,
Who's going to score his 30 points a game,
There's not a chance that Walton will,
Remember Dr. Buss, you've got Luke, not Bill,

Three years ago, the Lakers traded Shaq,
Pat Riley got the best of Kupchak,
But lose Kobe and you lose a lot of fans,
Cause it looks like you're working an Isiah Thomas plan,

Who's going to be the toast of Tinseltown?
Can you count on Andrew Bynum? Can you trust Kwame Brown?
I'll tell you Dr. Buss, the answer is no,
So come to your senses and please, Don't Let Kobe Go, Don't Let Kobe Go,

I thought of Kobe as a Laker for life,
So trading him would cut just like a knife,
Driven through the heart of every L.A. fan,
So find a way to keep him, please do anything you can,

Before you go on trading 24,
Know that Magic and Kareem are never walking through that door,
And the floor at Staples Center would soon be known,
As nothing but the beautiful L.A. Clippers home,

Who's going to be the toast of Tinseltown?
Can you count on Andrew Bynum? Can you trust Kwame Brown?
I'll tell you Dr. Buss, the answer is no,
So come to your senses and please, Don't Let Kobe Go,
As the season commences please, Don't Let Kobe Go,
Disregard the expenses and please, Don't Let Kobe Go, Don't Let Kobe Go ...