Shady Brady And Bill Belicheat

I never called Bill Belichick a genius,
Cause I remember when he coached the Browns,
He was such a failure up in Cleveland,
The franchise folded up and left the town,
I never said Tom Brady was a hero,
Cause I remember him at Michigan,
Bringing Gatorade to Brian Griese,
Except for garbage time when he got in,

So wasn't it a little shady when this quarterback named Brady,
Suddenly became a mega star,
Wasn't it a bit confusing when this coach who's used to losing,
Earned the reputation that he's smart,
When you know which plays are coming, it can make a coach look cunning,
And make an average quarterback elite,
Cheating's how they got their glory, it's the true deceitful story,
Of Shady Brady and Bill Belicheat,

The tabloids say they've cheated on their girlfriends,
And someone should review their SATs,
The IRS should look into their taxes,
And their colleges should check out their degrees,
Mangini knew the tricks that they were using,
So he convinced the Jets to turn them in,
Cause he was getting sick and tired of losing,
To a team that has to cheat to win,

But Brady's made a lot of money and he's scored a lot of honeys,
By showing off his championship rings,
Bill's been praised because he's clever, and called the greatest ever,
And lived with all the luxuries that brings,
But let's confiscate their Sony's, and expose them both as phonies,
And see how many teams that they can beat,
Some would say it won't be any, if it is, it won't be many,
Poor Shady Brady and Bill Belicheat,
No more lucky play selection, into proper blitz protection,
For Shady Brady and Bill Belicheat,
Cause cheating's how they got their glory, it's the true deceitful story,
Of Shady Brady and Bill Belicheat ...

Number 2

I leave the court fuming because Federer's not human,
He's a robot manufactured by the Swiss,
He's a villian like Darth Vader, he's a tennis terminator,
Who has never seen a shot that he could miss,
My serves are usually special against players with blood vessels,
But Roger seems to handle them OK,
He's a robot with no meekness, he's a player with no weakness,
Except when he goes against Nadal on clay,

I was born in the wrong generation,
I'm better than John McEnroe by far,
I could have been the number one sensation,
If not for Roger Federer, they'd say Andy Roddick is the star,

I leave the course a loser feeling like I've boxed a bruiser,
After playing 18 holes with Tiger Woods,
Fans criticize my fitness, how I wish I had a witness,
To tell them that I've worked out all I could,
I know bagels lead to bogeys but I love those Philly hoagies,
While Tiger lives on fruit and protein bars,
He's exercised his shoulders 'til they look like freaking boulders,
He's shooting birdies while I'm shooting pars,

I was born in the wrong generation,
I'm better than Jack Nicklaus by far,
I could have been the number one sensation,
If not for Tiger Woods, they'd say Phil Mickelson's the star,

We were born in the wrong generation,
But what's a couple guys like us to do,
We could have have been number one sensations,
But I guess we're going to have to learn to live with being number 2,
Life is really not so bad being number 2 ...