Roger "The Rocket" Clemens

You know Barry, Canseco, and John Rocker the bruiser,
Dykstra, Palmiero, and Giambi the juicer,
But who could have guessed,
The one who deceived us the best,

Roger "The Rocket" Clemens,
Had a very long career,
Thanks to a workout program,
That a Navy seal would fear,

All of the fans and players,
Used to watch him fire the ball,
Wondering how this old man,
Still could even pitch at all,

Then one cold December day,
George Mitchell came to say,
Roger now the gig is up,
I need your pee right in this cup,

Then all the fans and players,
Said together now we see,
Steroids are how "The Rocket",
Will go down in history ...