Laker For Life

For those who said Kobe was going to the Bulls,
I won't name names cause you look like fools,
Cause Chicago's hanging out right around last place,
While the Lakers are in the middle of the race,

I know trade requesters can't be choosers,
But why would Kobe want to play for losers,

Where there's no Pippen to his Jordan,
And there's no Jon to his Ponch,
There's no coach who worships Buddha,
There's no team quite as staunch,
He might have argued with the Lakers,
But he proved it with his wife,
He knows how to beg forgiveness,
So come on Kobe go ahead and tell the world,
That you're a Laker For Life,

Chicago's already one coach down,
And the Cubs are already the talk of the town,
While the Laker fans all now believe,
So why on earth would Kobe leave,

The East is weak but it won't be pretty,
If Kobe goes to the Windy City,

Where there's no Pippen to his Jordan,
There's no Oates to his Hall,
There's no one like Andrew Bynum,
To help Kobe out at all,
He might have argued with the Lakers,
But he proved it with his wife,
He knows how to beg forgiveness,
So come on Kobe go ahead and tell the world,
That you're a Laker For Life,
It doesn't matter if you're 8 or 24,
You're a Laker For Life ...