Can the Tuna Save the Dolphins?

He's a famous football fish captured on Miami's line,
Whose legendary status has grown over time,
Since he won the New York Giants a pair of Super Bowls,
The elusive tag of genius follows everywhere he goes,

Can the Tuna Save the Dolphins from the bottom of the sea,
They've been having trouble swimming and the NFL agrees,
That their quarterback's a Lemon and they're running short on wins,
So they're counting on the tuna to return to save the fins,

We're going to find out if this tuna swims upstream,
Cause that's what it's going to take to resurrect this team,
Their offense is anemic and their D can't stop the run,
And their running back named Ricky really might be done,

Can the Tuna Save the Dolphins from the bottom of the sea,
They've been having trouble swimming and the NFL agrees,
That their quarterback's a Lemon and they're running short on wins,
So they're counting on the tuna to return to save the fins,

He turned around the Patriots and turned around the Jets,
Give him credit for the Cowboys lest we should forget,
When he took the job in Dallas, the franchise was a wreck,
And remember he was teacher to the student Belichick,

Can the Tuna Save the Dolphins from the bottom of the sea,
They've been having trouble swimming and the NFL agrees,
That their quarterback's a Lemon and they're running short on wins,
So they're counting on the tuna to return to save the fins
Miami's counting on the tuna to return to save the fins ...