Don't Let Kobe Go

If Kobe leaves, it would be a shame,
Who's going to score his 30 points a game,
There's not a chance that Walton will,
Remember Dr. Buss, you've got Luke, not Bill,

Three years ago, the Lakers traded Shaq,
Pat Riley got the best of Kupchak,
But lose Kobe and you lose a lot of fans,
Cause it looks like you're working an Isiah Thomas plan,

Who's going to be the toast of Tinseltown?
Can you count on Andrew Bynum? Can you trust Kwame Brown?
I'll tell you Dr. Buss, the answer is no,
So come to your senses and please, Don't Let Kobe Go, Don't Let Kobe Go,

I thought of Kobe as a Laker for life,
So trading him would cut just like a knife,
Driven through the heart of every L.A. fan,
So find a way to keep him, please do anything you can,

Before you go on trading 24,
Know that Magic and Kareem are never walking through that door,
And the floor at Staples Center would soon be known,
As nothing but the beautiful L.A. Clippers home,

Who's going to be the toast of Tinseltown?
Can you count on Andrew Bynum? Can you trust Kwame Brown?
I'll tell you Dr. Buss, the answer is no,
So come to your senses and please, Don't Let Kobe Go,
As the season commences please, Don't Let Kobe Go,
Disregard the expenses and please, Don't Let Kobe Go, Don't Let Kobe Go ...