September 1, 2006

3 Amigos



Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro

He's river danced, he's chicken danced,
We've watched him from afar,
The only dance he hasn't done is Dancing with the Stars,
But if he did, he'd surely put Springer to shame,
He'd make sure America remembered his name,

His name is Ocho Cinco, known as 85,
His game is Muy Bueno, he's the best alive,
He's one of 3 Amigos, Cincinnati knows,
They're gonna lead the Bengals to the Super Bowl,

Sometimes Ocho Cinco,
Gets all the double teams,
Any Bengal fan can tell you what that means,
It means the ball is coming to his longtime teammate,
Since their days in college at Oregon State,

His name is Ocho Cuatro, known as 84,
His name is Houshmandzadeh, he is gonna score,
He's one of 3 Amigos, Cincinnati knows,
They're gonna lead the Bengals to the Super Bowl,

If Ocho Cinco's covered,
And Ocho Cuatro falls,
Cincinnati need not worry at all,
Carson doesn't have to wonder where to go,
Cause we've got a third amigo to which he can throw,

His name is Uno Cinco, known as 15,
His name is Chris Henry, a touchdown machine,
He's one of 3 Amigos, Cincinnati knows,
They're gonna lead the Bengals to the Super Bowl,

They are the Tres Amigos, everybody knows,
They're gonna lead the Bengals to the Super Bowl ...